Sunday, April 2, 2006

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MYSTERY TRAIN


Here, at last. The
expected for months.
The train whistled, I turned and saw them ': rattling toward the infinite spaces of the American prairie. Son of a half wheel
sfincione rashly swallowed three nights, the giant was developed for something like 25cm in height, sending golden rays over the entire bathroom.
Fearful, I pulled the water hoping to never see him again '. But the
dott.Frankenstein had the illusion of being able to create a monster against nature without suffering the consequences ...

Friday, March 24, 2006

Professional Roller Skates

Notte stellata


Watch this nocturnal landscape randomly formed on the bottom of my cup. It 'a starry night, and cypress trees in the center of the composition lazy bend in the wind, while the white bush at his side seems to want to hold back for fear of losing the impressive company of neighbors.
another tree stands to the right, but 'cut off from the frame of the picture and e' can only guess the rounded shape: a fruit tree? It was a similar vision to push the great poet of Zakynthos to compose the immortal lines: " shade of cypress trees and weeping in the polls comfort is perhaps the sleep of death less hard?".

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Native American Scholarships 1/64

Ho tornato!

Falafel, knoudeln, pakora, coconut rice, fried spaetzle are just some of the exotic names of dishes I ate on the road and have endangered the health of my gut.
The deadly ethnic food and traditional German cuisine that I rashly swallowed in the most unlikely hours, and to a 'non-industrial and' minimally managed to embarrass' my digestive tract that has faithfully performed his duty without complaint (he snorted a bit 'to tell the truth, but this is not an issue that concerns me ...).
has' encountered a single instance of insubordination.
After a lunch of the Pacha of kebap (so 'called the cafeteria) of Wuerzburg, filthy with local ingredients sugelati 80%, and a dinner of German fried stuff, my colon decided, communicating with gran dolore, di distillare il cibo invece di digerirlo .
La pietosa seduta defecatoria nel classico, freddo e minuscolo cesso mitteleuropeo mi ha, pero', stimolato delle interessanti meditazioni etimologiche sulla parola tedesca Durchfall e la corrispettiva italiana Diarrea.
La parola tedesca dovrebbe letteralmente significare: cadere attraverso.
Quella italiana invece, non significa nulla letteralmente, ma se pensiamo ad un etimologia greca allora: Dià, prefisso per attraverso , reo, scorrere, fluire.
Quindi le parole sono piu' vicine di quanto si possa pensare!
Questa fulminante conclusione è giunta esattamente alla fine della deiezione e mi ha spinto ad affretare l'operazione Cleaning runs out of the bathroom to proclaim the good news.
ciomschi Viva!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Statue Of Liberty Falling Apart

R.I.P.

Lying on a cold white bed, this shit seems to smile down from a higher wisdom attained in the final moment. Life and death: these two words, opposites and conflicting for us men, for a humble dung almost coincident in time, but still quite distinct. This is our way to expand the short time that came to light escapes from our stools to their demise. And I like to imagine that the light left in the photo is that of providence finally came to light this little life, too late soon toltaci etroppo came to us by fate. Requiescat in pacem,
guardalamiamerda

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8 marzo




Unfortunately yesterday my shit in the morning she went away without even a greeting, because of the strength with which I had expelled. Providentially, the day before I had done quite a bit, so I think I have enough here so that you can inspire a weekend full of important reflections. As you can see, the third I have saved in extremis from being wrapped in a sheet of white paper, which would have deprived us of this wonderful picture. Decided, on 8 March was a difficult day for my colon. See you soon,
guardalamiamerda

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

Installing Electric Start On Arctic Cat

Arretrati 1


fucked in these groups are the product of 2 and 3 March. As you can see were days on average, tending to the good. mil my gut has remained virtually dormant, performing only the routine work. It might be interesting to see better pics for the sample of globular crap that is portrayed. In the coming days arrears of 4 and 5. See you soon,
guardalamiamerda

School Minced Beef And Onion Pie

Feci ai tropici!

This picture was kindly sent by a friend whose silence as to assure the unknown but to which I have particular affection. It 'was taken in the Amazon rainforest, and is a testament to the warmth and affection of our friends copronauti, who remember us even in the remotest corners of the planet. The photo is truly a masterpiece for the naturalness with which suggests the rough life, far from the daily comforts that he had to face our budding photographer on his trip to the tropics, seizing this moment of particularly intense day consumed between the plants, which I guess ruvidissime comfortable than we are used to toilet. We warmly thank our friend again,
guardalamiamerda

Monday, March 6, 2006

Hodgkin's Lymphoma And Costochondritis

Nunc est cacandum!

E 'with the abdomen swollen with pride that I announce the entry of guardalamiamerda among the honorable members of the blog shit , free and voluntary association of shit blog. Aware of the high burden and honor to be part of that involves the association of such important goals and merits, we hope to be worthy of the important goals set dell'elevatissimo and standard of its members. We invite all our copronauti therefore to continue to work to our growth and hence also to the association of which from now we belong. We express our heartfelt thanks to all membri de i blog di merda e ai nostri copronauti,
guardalamiamerda

Brunch Imagine Lettertranslate

siamo tornati!


Dopo tanto tempo queste caccone sono quello che ci vuole per un ritorno in grande stile, e tutto in sola mezza giornata, potrebbero darsi altre sorprese in serata. Quella in alto, la prima cronologicamente, ha avuto una gestazione piuttosto lunga. Già dalle prime ore del mattino dava segni di impazienza, ma il luogo e il momento in cui mi trovavo non erano adatti a tale meraviglia, in più ero sprovvisto di macchina fotografica e sarebbe stato un peccato lasciarsi sfuggire l'occasione di immortalare questa zuppona marrone. Notatene la completezza: pezzi di all sizes, although without ammasati criterion sgummata central and lateral, a beautiful brown cherry. A lot has also been my surprise when, a few hours later, came to light just right you see the beauty of the text, two rather large pieces, although a bit cumbersome. That my bowels, excited by the return to the publications they wanted to pay homage in this way? I promise you back in the day,
guardalamiamerda

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Chefmate Refrigerator

Foreste di zucchine





You can see here I did the last two days. Nothing to say on the last two photos, of yesterday, poop is simply the average of a brown cherry, expelled in two sessions, morning and evening. The first hand prompted me to important considerations, as well as to put it in the world, of course. This is not the first time that I produce droppings spotted, and I think it happened to you several times to produce them, and I suppose that their characteristic surface is the consequence of remaining undigested parts of some food, probably plant. Now, plants are more resistant to two parts: the skin and seeds. The latter then expelled in my stool, easily found in other plant parts undigested food and feces in the same vehicle from which they do, how much water pipes can trovarne in abbondanza. Immagina adesso, amico copronauta, tu saluti le tue feci tirando lo sciacquone credendole tristemente una cosa ormai morta, mentre all'interno di queste si cela la vita. Arrivate in un luogo appartato dalle turbolenze delle fognature, saranno il nutrimento dei semini che loro stesse hanno portato fin lì. Ieri ho mangiato zucchine, immagina ancora amico, queste zucchine, ormai geneticamente modificate dai liquami della fognatura, crescere grandi come palme. E verdognoli campi sterminati di piante delle quali non possiamo farci neanche una lontana idea, tanta ormai è la distanza dalle loro progenitrici. La vita cresce laggiù, si vocifera di avvistamenti dei primi animali adattati alla nuova flora. A quando i primi mammiferi? A quando una specie che possa rivaleggiare con quella umana? E' una domanda che ormai si fa sempre più incalzante e alla quale non possiamo sottrarci. Lo stupefacente ciclo della vita inizia di nuovo, in nuovi spazi e in nuove forme, come ha sempre fatto dall'inizio dei tempi.
guardalamiamerda

Monday, February 27, 2006

Small Square Adesive Mirror

Cacche vinose



Queste sono le mie simpatiche cacche del lunedì. Notate il particolarissimo color melenzana della seconda, provocato dall'eccesso di vino della sera precedente. La prima ha invece richiamato la mia attenzione per l'effetto iceberg, piuttosto raro a dire il vero, per il quale l'escremento lascia uscire a pelo d'acqua soltanto a thin needle, remaining submerged for 9 / 10 of its length. I confess I know very little about, so I invite you to tell me your experiences similar to have a larger series on which to draw firmer conclusions. See you soon,
guardalamiamerda

Brunch Imagine Letter Translation

Arriva il nuovo Artusi!

You might perhaps wondering what this mess is not well defined when I float my lovely yesterday. This inadvertent creation coproculinaria is born from the remainder of my lunch of soup thrown in the toilet and my carelessness in forgetting to flush the toilet afterwards. So when I happily placed my Terga on the cold tavoloccia to expel what you see in the picture, not much to be honest, I was giving birth to the first course of the newly formed current coprocucina, beating time on Ferran Adrià, who was also experimenting in this direction. Dazzled by the new disruptive and absolute of my creation, I could not even find someone who saw it after it is tasted. There will be strong enough stomachs among you, and tastes quite fine, that it can taste? We are still waiting a review of some fine gourmet to open a theme restaurant. We look forward to many for the first tasting,
guardalamiamerda

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caccaquiz: ecco i vincitori!

copronauti Friends, As you can see I have not forgotten. This trinity is scatological what my intestines have released two days ago, Saturday 25. The only answer we received to question 25 on Friday was wrong because, as I foresaw that these would be light brown with green streaks, making no mention of consistency. As for the tan, we could pass it with a bit of good will, but here there is not even green mottling of the shadow. You're lucky though, anonymous friend, because yours is the only answer, and then proclaim you the winner of the quiz! Send us your e-mail address and we will send your stinking award! See you soon for another exciting quiz
guardalamiamerda

Friday, February 24, 2006

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C'è quando ti arriva un poker servito, c'è quando non puoi neanche aprire




Here is a nice poker assholes, as I did not captain a long time. E 'yesterday, the public only now to connection problems. Today, however, nothing, my gut is gone on vacation. Many considerations might be easy on this completely random sequence of auspicious and inauspicious days, but I'll leave you, waiting for your suggestions for a possible debate. Instead I'll ask you a question now, hoping that captures the invitation for a fertile and fruitful discussion. Today I ate, in quest'ordine: due succhi all'albicocca e una tazza di caffè solubile (colazione); penne all'amatriciana, due carciofi, tazza di caffè (pranzo); torta salata di farro - ingredienti: farro, uova, latte ,burro, parmigiano, per la pasta frolla burro, farina e acqua -, due carciofi, una mozzarella e un'insalata mista (cena); ho chiuso la giornata con un bicchierino di ottima vodka alle erbe polacca.
Di che colore saranno le mie feci di domani?
Che consistenza e che forma avranno?

Non pubblicherò le foto prima di avere un buon numero di risposte. Siate fantasiosi, le vie dell'intestino sono infinite. A domani,
guardalamiamerda

Labeled Parts Of A Pirate Ship

Ipse dixit!


Carissimi copronauti, vi sarete certamente accorti che da un paio di giorni è apparso sul nostro blog un banner di un motore di ricerca che si fregia - pensate! - del nome del sommo Aristotele. Dovete sapere che qualche giorno fa, venuto a conoscenza di questo motore di ricerca fino ad allora misconosciuto, fui subito attratto dalla possibilità, dissacratoria se vogliamo, di poter affiancare il nome del nostro giovane blog a quello del Filosofo. Così mi affrettai ad inserire tutti i dati richiesti da questo portale, che tra le altre cose prometteva, assieme alla semplice segnalazione tra i risultati delle ricerche, to publish our banner if we had done the same with yours. The opportunity was too good: Aristotle and guardalamiamerda that advertise each other, and most importantly we had our own banner! Even faster I downloaded a program to create banners, and the fact that, even had his glorious guardalamiamerda effigy. Put all the data on the page for the reporting of portal sites your banner and published it on our blog, confident that he would do the same with ours. The disappointment was to arrive early, send me two emails from the philosopher himself told me that the contents of our blog are not suitable for its search engine, so it would not have reported. I, in spite of this abominable censorship, I will continue to hold the banner with your glorious name, meet isfatto already pleasing to be able to assist our feces. Officials also ours, that someone will have already seen, so that you can see it, if you want then let us have the honor to put it in your site, please contact us. I promise as soon as my stool,
guardalamiamerda

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Best Pain Killer For Toothache

Nostalgia di cacasa...

Dear copronauti are off by one day and I already miss them ...
As you can see from the characters, I am writing from Germany, land of barbarism and without SSID ': how much suffering and those burning for my circle of wrinkled skin!
unfortunately I could not bring my camera, so my contribution for the next two weeks will only literary. One in particular
salutom culo2, not second in importance, but appeared in a photo on the blog, and a warm greeting to all visitors and brown: grow and multiply, and above all crap!
I'll hear soon,

Culo1

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Cm Right Before Menstruation

Petrolio


No reference to Pasolini, only the green, green oil in fact, this wonder it seemed too good to not make you participate. Unfortunately in the photo the colors are a bit altered, so it seems almost ashen. After a moment of melancholy nature came to my aid with his bellezza.Grazie the dear four-legged friend who gave us this sublime work, see you soon,
guardalamiamerda

Can You Find Juniper Berrys In Ohio

omaggio a culo 1



dell'inanità symbol and reminder of human endeavor, I leave my current production. These two miserable cacchette, produced in two different and distant times of the day, want to be a tribute to culo1, which assenterà for two weeks or so. Unfortunately, after a long gestation, the gift is not as successful as hoped, after the fireworks yesterday. Consider, fond copronauta, the efforts and hopes that twice in one day have given me the stirrings of my body, hopes quickly dashed by the poor results that you see above. And now to think big and small deeds done every day and hopes, big or small, that they can have a positve outcome, can have a dramatic turn in our little world. Twice he sat sat shivering on the cold water tavoloccia the house, twice disappointed by the sight of the fruit of my efforts. That, slipped away in a bubbling water, here are a painful reminder of our humanity. Until tomorrow,
guardalamiamerda

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Indoor Mini Golf Lincoln Ne

Incidente grave sulla A-nale


promise a quick comment in the meantime enjoy this.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Eyeclops Mini Projector To Computer

Cago ergo sumus



difficult day, as you see, but fraught with important and profound reflections. Chicago ergo sum, the excretory act as the ultimate expression of our origins in the era of technology now denied, bond remaining days when man began to be able to say that when the four-legged posture replaced that of samurai, using two trees as a support and a rough fig leaf to wipe, when I am not yet a prisoner, confused his identity in the multiplicity of nature. Now, here is my stool today: so different in form and substance to make it hard to imagine they exit the anus itself. Forced to a forced incarceration in an "I costruitomi him without a chance to reply, only to return via the faeces softer identity, the only reminiscence of a time when I and World, divided by blurred boundaries, often exchanged each other's position in a whirling, chaotic dance. Chicago Sumus ergo, the many facets of our soul we greet again visible for a moment before embarking on the long journey towards the great sea of \u200b\u200bshit. We honor them as well, offering them a voi in queste immagini del loro ultimo congedo.
guardalamiamerda